You may be addicted to WoW if,
10. You see road kill and you think about looting it.
hmm dead deer on the side of the road, I wonder if it has an epic shotgun within its stomach.
9. You dream of WoW 4 out of the 7 nights a week.
ZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ...crit 5k ZZZZZ....ZZZZZ.."OOM"......ZZZZZ
8. When you finish a pep talk or meeting and the words following are "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
alright people we need to get the report done by 5pm today.. lets get out there and hustle people "FOR KHAZ MODAN"...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?
7. Following number 8. someone actually knows what it is and responds back in the same manner.
"FOR KHAZ MODAN" ...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?
I did "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
okay you people are all crazy or speaking a weird piglatin....
6. Your keyboard has the letters W S A D and the Space bar have the letters worn off of it and permanent finger burns on them.
"mind If I check my email on your PC? "
"sure go ahead"
"okay wheres the "A" key and the "S" key... I think your keyboard is broken"
5.When you use the word "aggro" pertaining to someone getting mad.
You gonna be on tonight to do that run?
I can't ... wife aggro
Ah good luck with that.
4. When you have the bumper sticker on your car that says
"my other ride is an epic"
3. When you schedule your life around WoW.
mom can't you have your 50th birthday tomorrow I have a Kara run today..
We are gonna be late to you r grandfathers funeral.
I'm at Prince right now.. Gramps is not going to go anywhere.
Hey you coming to the game tomorrow night?
oh um yeah about that I had something come up.. sorry I can't make it.
2. Writing blogs or checking (while at work) anything on wow that you are allowed to look at.
"access denied. you have insufficient privileges to view this website"
okay lets try next site...
Can someone cut and past the updates, I'm at work and can't view them.
And the number 1 addict is,
1. You call out of work to play wow or when you only have 15 minutes to spare you log on to check the AH or mail.
Sorry I can't come to work today I am very sick.. (of course when you call out for wow you get very descriptive about your sickness)
your gonna be late to work if you don't leave right now..
Hang on I just need to check something real quick.
/log on
/check AH
/buy epic pattern
Sweet.
30 min later...
Your late for our quarterly meeting..
oh yeah about that. see what had happened was .....
/vanish
10. You see road kill and you think about looting it.
hmm dead deer on the side of the road, I wonder if it has an epic shotgun within its stomach.
9. You dream of WoW 4 out of the 7 nights a week.
ZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ...crit 5k ZZZZZ....ZZZZZ.."OOM"......ZZZZZ
8. When you finish a pep talk or meeting and the words following are "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
alright people we need to get the report done by 5pm today.. lets get out there and hustle people "FOR KHAZ MODAN"...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?
7. Following number 8. someone actually knows what it is and responds back in the same manner.
"FOR KHAZ MODAN" ...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?
I did "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
okay you people are all crazy or speaking a weird piglatin....
6. Your keyboard has the letters W S A D and the Space bar have the letters worn off of it and permanent finger burns on them.
"mind If I check my email on your PC? "
"sure go ahead"
"okay wheres the "A" key and the "S" key... I think your keyboard is broken"
5.When you use the word "aggro" pertaining to someone getting mad.
You gonna be on tonight to do that run?
I can't ... wife aggro
Ah good luck with that.
4. When you have the bumper sticker on your car that says
"my other ride is an epic"
3. When you schedule your life around WoW.
mom can't you have your 50th birthday tomorrow I have a Kara run today..
We are gonna be late to you r grandfathers funeral.
I'm at Prince right now.. Gramps is not going to go anywhere.
Hey you coming to the game tomorrow night?
oh um yeah about that I had something come up.. sorry I can't make it.
2. Writing blogs or checking (while at work) anything on wow that you are allowed to look at.
"access denied. you have insufficient privileges to view this website"
okay lets try next site...
Can someone cut and past the updates, I'm at work and can't view them.
And the number 1 addict is,
1. You call out of work to play wow or when you only have 15 minutes to spare you log on to check the AH or mail.
Sorry I can't come to work today I am very sick.. (of course when you call out for wow you get very descriptive about your sickness)
your gonna be late to work if you don't leave right now..
Hang on I just need to check something real quick.
/log on
/check AH
/buy epic pattern
Sweet.
30 min later...
Your late for our quarterly meeting..
oh yeah about that. see what had happened was .....
/vanish
2 comments:
My brother and myself used to always joke about calling in sick to work. It went something like this.
*ring ring* "uhm yes this is steve, im not going to be able to make it into work today, im very ill"
*clicking of the mouse*
"wait, what is that noise?"
*click click*
"oh nothing just ..." *Click* " ... nothing"
lol, anyway, you had to be there.
V/r,
Steve
Thats fantastic..
I get descriptive which usually makes the boss want to hang up real quick..
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