Its time for this Weeks TOP10

Okay, it's that time again, the time no one has been waiting for....

It's the TOP10 again.

This week is Top 10 slash commands would could do in RL if you could.

10.) /rasp

well most people already do this..

9.) /slap

nothing like wanting to slap someone for irritating you..

8.) /sleep

I wish I could sleep on command..

7.) /gquit

I wish this would work at work..

6.) /roll

lets see who goes to lunch first.

5.) /charge

I would love a great battle cry and be able to say it at some random old person... that can't drive.. not that all old people need it just some..

4.) /dance

this is for all the people out there with no rhythm you know who you are..

3.) /cry

this one is for all the guys that watch chickflics with their lady friends that need to show a little emotion for their lady friends.. be sensitive it helps..

2.) /kick

good if a date goes bad. If you got one of those drunk friends that ruins everything.

and the number one slash command is....

1.) /AFK

nothing like clocking in at work and /afk till 5pm and then its clock out...

Top 10 again "You may be a WoW addict if"

You may be addicted to WoW if,

10. You see road kill and you think about looting it.
hmm dead deer on the side of the road, I wonder if it has an epic shotgun within its stomach.

9. You dream of WoW 4 out of the 7 nights a week.
ZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ...crit 5k ZZZZZ....ZZZZZ.."OOM"......ZZZZZ

8. When you finish a pep talk or meeting and the words following are "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
alright people we need to get the report done by 5pm today.. lets get out there and hustle people "FOR KHAZ MODAN"...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?

7. Following number 8. someone actually knows what it is and responds back in the same manner.
"FOR KHAZ MODAN" ...
Huh? What did you just say? Did anyone understand that?
I did "FOR KHAZ MODAN"
okay you people are all crazy or speaking a weird piglatin....

6. Your keyboard has the letters W S A D and the Space bar have the letters worn off of it and permanent finger burns on them.
"mind If I check my email on your PC? "
"sure go ahead"
"okay wheres the "A" key and the "S" key... I think your keyboard is broken"

5.When you use the word "aggro" pertaining to someone getting mad.
You gonna be on tonight to do that run?
I can't ... wife aggro
Ah good luck with that.

4. When you have the bumper sticker on your car that says
"my other ride is an epic"

3. When you schedule your life around WoW.
mom can't you have your 50th birthday tomorrow I have a Kara run today..

We are gonna be late to you r grandfathers funeral.
I'm at Prince right now.. Gramps is not going to go anywhere.

Hey you coming to the game tomorrow night?
oh um yeah about that I had something come up.. sorry I can't make it.

2. Writing blogs or checking (while at work) anything on wow that you are allowed to look at.
"access denied. you have insufficient privileges to view this website"
okay lets try next site...

Can someone cut and past the updates, I'm at work and can't view them.

And the number 1 addict is,
1. You call out of work to play wow or when you only have 15 minutes to spare you log on to check the AH or mail.
Sorry I can't come to work today I am very sick.. (of course when you call out for wow you get very descriptive about your sickness)

your gonna be late to work if you don't leave right now..
Hang on I just need to check something real quick.
/log on
/check AH
/buy epic pattern
Sweet.
30 min later...
Your late for our quarterly meeting..
oh yeah about that. see what had happened was .....
/vanish

My Top 10 WoW Irritations

This is a top 10 list for things that irritate me while I'm playing WoW.

10. When my traps/cc breaks early screwing up my timing or DPS.
trap/cc breaks = possible raid wipe

9. When I buy or choose the wrong item from quest rewards, vendors, or the AH.
/open bags, WTF??!! "?"of the whale

8. Repops
omw back, entering now.. d@mn..... omw back again stupid repops

7. World server going down in mid raid/epic looting.
yes sweet my first epic piece..... disconnected??? world server down??!!! finally logged back in wheres my loot?????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Trying to look at someones hot equipped gear..notice "trying"
wow that looks nice.hmmmmm... I wonder what it is and if I can use it let me just take a quick peek at it..
/inspect
highlight weapon... hey where are you going??? I didn't get to get a look at the weapon... come back here!!! please?? oh come on stop moving....... finally
/inspect
highlight weapon ..and your moving again.. is this a mod to mess with ppl like me ???

5. Chuck Norris for more then 5 minutes in open chat...
the real reason you can't find waldo is because of Chuck Norris..

4. Random group invite messages
Ghhjkklooo has invited you to group...WTF? /who Ghhjkklooo .... Ghhjkklooo lvl 1 human warrior

3. Getting spam in whisper for gold and power leveling
/w from Poollkkiin " now offering gold and powerleveling at reduced costs.blah blah..." /reported

2. Ninja Looters
finally yes an epic shield... /need
you roll need 90.. nice need roll
mage rolls need 99
WTF?? Oh come on.. you piece of shhhh. steps away from key board.

finally one mob left then i get to loot my chest.
/attack..
wait who are you?? hey that's my chest.. Stop!!! no!!!

And Finally the number 1 thing that irritates me most
1. Duels
lvl 70 duelgod has challenged you a level 30 mage to a duel..
/decline
lvl 70 duelgod has challenged you a level 30 mage to a duel..
/decline okay you can stop now
lvl 70 duelgod has challenged you a level 30 mage to a duel..
/decline
/rasp
/hearth
/file harassment charge paperwork